On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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