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It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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