no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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