Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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