so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
