p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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