Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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