I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
so let's talk penis.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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