i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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