I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
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I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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