I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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