We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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