If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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