Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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