Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
