there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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