i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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