You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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