her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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