We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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