operation have a gay friend backfired
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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