so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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