ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
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The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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