yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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