what if I'm pregnant?
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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