Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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