She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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