It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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