fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
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I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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