Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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