thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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