i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
