I'm drive I can fine osifer
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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