I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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You've changed since you got that strap on
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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