Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
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Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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