everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
This is my gift to your gina
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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