Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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