I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I love you.
Bad choice
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