Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
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