Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize