You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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