Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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