It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
