big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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