Yo dont text me then not text me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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