Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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