I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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