her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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