Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
third nipple confirmed
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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