I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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