i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
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I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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