I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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