he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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