He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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