Moan for me like Helen Keller
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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